10 Funny Warning Labels

Some real warning labels I found on random products. Oddly enough, these warning labels actually exist.

  1. On a can of bug spray: "Harmful to bees".
  2. On a life-saving device: "This is not a life-saving device".
  3. On a children's cough syrup: "Do not drive car or operate machinery".
  4. On a motorcycle mirror: "Objects in the mirror are actually behind you".
  5. On a box of sleeping pills: "May cause drowsiness".
  6. On a milk bottle: "After opening, keep up right".
  7. On a bag of peanuts: "May contain nuts".
  8. On a water heater: "If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building".
  9. On a mattress: "Do not attempt to swallow".
  10. On a TV remote control: "Not dish washer safe".

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Comments (8)
#1 by HaHa
Aug 16, 2007
lol im the first to post a comment on here!!
#2 by mike
Sep 21, 2007
nice, i own a motorcicle and it says "look behind you!" on the miror
#3 by aplusnav
Oct 7, 2007
lol, dont attempt to swallow!!!
#4 by unknown
Nov 20, 2007
haha.ima gonna go swallow my mattress now.
ill tell ya the results later
#5 by Amie
Mar 30, 2008
I would just like to point out that peanuts are actually in the same family as peas, and are therefore legumes, not nuts, so therefore it is completely normal for the packaging to say 'May contain Nuts'.
Seriously, just because a product has a certain foodtype in the name does not mean it's in the same family, eg Pineapple, neither Pine nor Apple.
#6 by .....
Apr 6, 2008
amie... the reason they have it on there is because..!PEOPLE!CAN!DIE!FROM!NUTS!SO!DONT!THINK!ITS!FUNNY!!!!
#7 by flowertot
Sep 16, 2008
lol im gonna go put my tv remote in the dishwasher and see what happens...
#8 by wondermutt
Oct 28, 2008
Aimie... NO ONE CARES!!!!!
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