They wonder around in a tank all day and do nothing, so of course they are looking for work. They have to find something to do. Here is the top 10, from bottom to the top.
- The one that everyone is getting bored with but would probably make you some money or save you some on insurance. Put them on T.V., duh.
- Put a gold fish bowl in their tank.
- Put a cat in the tank.
- Flood the tank with water and have your own Olympic swim team.
- Get them a hamster wheel and hang a cricket over it.
- Put them in a hamster ball and spin it.
- Put two pregnant females in a tank.
- Fill their tank with hundreds of crickets.
- Put on some sexy music and turn up the tank.
- Sit in front of the tank and have a staring contest.
