11 Reasons Why Dogs are Better Than Kids |
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by Carolyn Cordon, Sep 17, 2007 |
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A funny look at the whole thing with kids and dogs. |
- If your dog doesn't work out ok, you can desex it and sell it as a pet
- Dogs don't hassle you to buy them video game stuff
- If your dog annoys you, you can shut it in its kennel for the day
- You can house train a pup in a month or two
- If you dog is too noisy you can have it de-barked
- Dogs don't answer back very often
- You don't have to buy your dog expensive running shoes
- Dogs don't go out in public wearing clothes you hate
- Dogs don't get embarrassed if you hug them in front of their friends
- Dogs get their hair cut exactly how you want them to
- If your dog gets pregnant you can sell the babies without getting arrested
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