Crouching Tiger, Hidden Kitty Cat

When you have to much time on our hands.

It may be a bit controversial but, when you put a string and a cat together, it's always hilarious. I have three very interesting cats. The funny thing is they chose me. I was a dog person and then I realized that cats are just crazy and I love it.

They are said to be ancient guardians of the underworld so, I have been priming my little ninja's for battle. It's a grueling process and it takes hours of meditation and patience.
In this exercise, we are working on hand eye coordination. We are testing vision so that when we are up against our opponent, we will be prepared to use out Jeti Mind Tricks.



Concentrate, don't look away, and stay focused. Yesssssssssss!



Gonna get it, gonna get it, don't look away, can't stop staring at it!


Ok, it's you and me. It doesn't have to be this hard. Just give up, make it easy
on yourself. Ok, this is embarrassing.

The most important of all is the attack. Always open your mouth, show your teeth, and look really scary. Black Belt Ninja Copper will demonstrate.

 

How do I look, is my fur on straight? How are my eyes, are they scary enough for you?


I got it; you are no match for Ninja Copper.


I'm sorry it had to be this way. It's over for you.

My husky got a kick out of watching them. Can't you tell?


This is what happens when you have a lot of string and a break from studying.

 

 

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Comments (6)
#1 by nobert soloria bermosa
Aug 3, 2008
hi Lauren,
this is funny, i really had a good laugh reading it.thanks and welcome to triond.good luck!
#2 by Lauren Axelrod
Aug 3, 2008
Thanks Norbert.
I had fun writing it. It's amazing how entertaining animals can be when your trying to get something accomplished.
#3 by Melissa K
Aug 7, 2008
Very cute! Do they walk all over your keyboard and stare you down while your trying to type? Mine do! :)
#4 by Lauren Axelrod
Aug 8, 2008
Always. My minx is in heat and just the other day I had finished an article to submit and she walked on the delete button.

Drives me nuts.
#5 by Karen N
Aug 17, 2008
Adorable cats, Lauren.
#6 by Lauren Axelrod
Aug 18, 2008
Thanks Karen
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