More Things to Do with Hamsters When You're Bored |
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by R J Evans, Aug 16, 2008 |
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So, you're bored. You have a hamster. You have heard that famous actors do it, renowned comedians do it, celebrities do it, why even the man in the street does it, so why shouldn't you? Go on, give in to temptation! Here, discover even more things you can do with your hamster when you're bored. |
Play Hide And Seek
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Hamsters love to play hide and seek, although they won't tell you as such. If you have ever owned a hamster you will be only too aware of their predilection for this game. One note for the novice, however. DO not attempt to play hide and seek with your hamster while someone else is doing the vacuuming.Hammy Fact
The name for a hamster baby is a puppy. Do not get confused while at the pet shop, however. You may end up with a squished hamster and a woeful looking baby canine. Teach Him the Harmonica
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Hamsters have a musical ear and while you are tucked up in bed, they have been known to form rock groups and go on to world stardom. If you are in any doubt about this, do an image search on Google for the band Oasis. You will soon get the point.Hammy Fact
Hamsters will eat anything, and that isn't a poor attempt at being rude. Do not make the mistake of buying a plastic cage for your new buddy. It will be beyond repair within a month and it has no value as sustenance. Take Him to a Karaoke Bar
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While grooming your hirsute pet for super stardom, it is best to allow him (or her) to get some practice in beforehand. A visit to the local karaoke bar will be good practice for their future career. Keep an eye out in the local press for competitions. You will soon be on to a winner.Hammy Fact
The gestation period for a hamster is anything between sixteen and thirty days. Read it and weep, ladies. Yes, our cuddly chums are almost as quick as Morticia Addams. “Gomez, I'm having a baby. Now.” Take Him for a Makeover and Photo Shoot
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Hamsters are natural show offs so something you might consider doing if the pair of you are bored is to take him for a makeover and a photo shoot. You may have to suffer a few prima donna histrionics, but the end result will be worth it. Plus, the pictures may well make good publicity shots for when you enter your pet for “Hamster's Got Talent”.Hammy Fact
Male hamsters are called bucks and female hamsters are called does. Several were recently arrested trying to film an adult remake of Bambi. What they tried to do with Thumper cannot be published here. Bore the Hamster
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Misery loves company, so if you are bored, tell the hamster the worst jokes you can think of. Regale the furry friend with tales of your child hood traumas - or even better, fill him in on the latest dark experiences you have had while looking for Mister Goodbar. Expect a fully sympathetic and measured response. As above.Hammy Fact
Hamsters will eat anything. Or at least, they will attempt to eat it, hence the previous warning above. However, they are allergic to one thing - and oddly enough that is cedar. Go figure. Have A Friend Round For Dinner
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Hamsters may not necessarily be the most friendly fur balls when it comes to members of their own species, but they enjoy good company and conversation. Why not invite some friends over for dinner? They will no doubt be impressed by your clever choice of new friends. One note though, if your guest have names like “Mrs Tickles”, “Bongo” or “Sushi” you should reconsider the whole dinner thing. Menus often get confused in the heat of the moment.Hammy Fact
If your dwarf hamster gets pregnant, you can determine the sex of her offspring by changing the temperature. A hotter environment will mean more girls, cooler will mean more boys. Some hope for the species with global warming stalking us like a great big giant stalky thing, then. Introduce Him to Jack Daniels
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If the only friends you have are feline and the dinner date is out of the question, then why not introduce him to your friend Jack? Why rodents shouldn't experience the full gamut of life's little mistakes is a contentious question. Beware, though, when under the influence of Mister Daniels, do not take the hamster to the Karaoke competition. Unless you want a permanent ban from your favorite watering hole and stains on your clothes.Hammy Fact
Hamsters cannot be spayed or neutered - and as such are the envy of the pet world. However, they are very, very fertile. So beware, they go straight to third base on the first date and as such should always have an adult escort present when meeting the opposite sex, Tell Him The Republicans Are Going To Win Again
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Hamsters are natural democrats - They await victory. Unfortunately, the last election was such a disaster that the leader of the Democratic Party had to stand down. Anyway, enough about Barbara Streisand. Tell the little Wheel Runner that they have won again and watch his little face fall. Then….Hammy Fact
Hamsters' nails can get too long very quickly. If you are careful, you can clip the nails yourself. Do not allow your four year old child to do this as a hamster with no legs cannot run. If you put a little sandpaper on their wheel, this is an alternative way to keep your hamster's nails short and possibly less dangerous for the little guy. Tell Him You Were Only Joking
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You will get a very happy hamster. This joy will last a while, but don't be fooled. Revenge is a meal best eaten cold and hamsters know this only too well. Expect a sharp nip when you are least expecting it!Hammy Fact
You can buy hamster chew sticks, but sometimes the hamsters will go against type and not try to eat them. If you have a dog, give them a dog biscuit. It will help keep their choppers a reasonable size. Dogs with a penchant for jealousy should not be informed where their biscuits are going. It can lead to confrontation and the dog usually wins - by a mouthful.
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