I am proud to be born as a panda in my lovely land here, China. People here, not only friendly to me, but also they give me a lot of attentions, love and care. Some of my buddies had been emigrated to Japan, America, Australia, and some other countries. I hope they do not forget their origins and cultures pass on to them from generations to generations by our ancestor. Until now, I always keep them in touch either through cell phone, e-mail, chat room or SMS. Indeed, I have an incredibly extraordinary life here. It may include all the bitter, and sweet experiences that I would like to share with you here. This is the third page of my album as a panda. My first album is on Panda: From the Birth to Growth while my second album is about My Secret Life as a Panda. Feel free to read on my albums to know more about me so that you will understand my feeling better.
Here my stories go…
Don't disturb me! I've been jumpy lately…Get off! Don't touch me….! It hurt me to think that you would lie to me…
Hey, girl, are you angry with me for not buying you a lipstick? I beg for your pardon….please come down from the tree and don't make me worried. See, I'm begging you, don't stay up in the tree, please! Sweetheart, c'mon, we can make a deal. Come on, come on…..
You guess what I'm looking at….hmm, you know, one of my buddies prefers to hide himself in the hole I'm looking at. He must have a screw loose in his head as he tends to deal with crazy things other people won't touch. Hmm, the pressure of life has been really getting to him lately! Poor stuff, though….! In fact, I can say, he's like a bull in a China shop….
I'm sick thinking of my girl who is a wacko for dating a guy who is 30 years older than her! This bitch is so hit up in the face I cannot believe that she dated him….
The police have asked me to sit here to keep an eye out of anything suspicious….
Stranger: You're out of luck…it's not okay for you to leave now…
Me: Look, sir, I haven't seen anything and I won't tell anyone….
Stranger: Well…uh, you know…you know…I can't simply take other people's words. You can't go…do you hear me?
Me: Sir, I swear to God I'll tell nobody…
Stranger: If you don't move a muscle, I won't blow you head off! …heard me?
Hey, little buddy, c'mon, follow me to put your body through this giant black ring! It's exciting to play around besides strengthening your muscles…
Wassup, dude? Come on, man, turn your body through this ring. Don't punk out and don't hang back!
I think this guy in front of me is a big strapping guy but short on brains. I'm going to follow him closely from behind to find out what's he going to do…..At the moment, I'm a little short on trust at him….
Hurry up, buddies, we got to hurry to accomplish our MISSION to get paid by our big boss!
My girl is such a dish. I've been dying to meet her. That day, I was nearly died laughing when I saw her wearing a dress to die for…. very impressive….well, I'll stop at nothing in my attempt to talk to her tonight. This girl is too thin, straight as an arrow, if I can say.
I'm praying for a better tomorrow…God, please forgive our sins, and don't put so much sufferings and disasters on our planet….please! We don't want earthquake, tornado, tsunami, flash blood, volcano eruption, global warming…For heaven's sake, help me fulfilling my dream! I know you can do it. Please, for my sake, and for all people's sake around the world…
Hmm, I'm wondering how to get out of this maze? There must be a way out of it, I guess…
He was supposed to come and pick us up so we can go to the club, but he left us hanging…He had his word eaten, and how could we turn our backs on him, huh…He's such a nasty little bottom feeder!
Hey, baby, I'm not trying to pull your legs; I think yer really fit. Yer fit but you know it….
