Panda Monia

Pandas take over the world.

I will start this article by saying, Run for you lives! For some time now some crazy creature named a “Panda”, have been plotting to take over the world. How long has this been going on you say, try Two-hundred year. This ferocious “ Pandas” can kill you with its cuteness, or just sit on you. These creatures have been spotted all over the World! Now lets take a look, at this bizarre animal.

Spotted in a farmers backyard, it wouldn't give up the wood . The farmer and his family are frozen solid still to this day.

 

This one learned Kung-fu, just for taking us out!

 

They even took over the playground and scared the kids home.

 

They even will take over and not blow your tree's down. They eat you trees down.

 

He mite look cute, but five seconds after this photo was taken. Bam! It ripped the camera mans face off.

 

Beware of the movie Kunfu-panda. They forced Jack Black into doing that movie, or they said they lock him up within a cage in the middle of the Amazon. They used the movie to make money for there future war efforts. Our undercover CIA said they over heard them talking about Bamboo bomb's. I'd hide if I where you they, mite be coming for You! Just kidding! Just a little fun, but still just imagines if that happened. The world would go insane, wait it already is.

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