They have a Special Air Service
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"One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do."-Barbara Webster
Another great photo opportunity, or so the hapless "owner" of this elite band of trained assassins believes. As the day of the master plan draws near, many cats are becoming lackadaisical about whether or not their future slaves see them in their training routines. Notice the cat in the bottom right hand corner, carefully taking in whether or not his training has worked or not. This offhand attitude only goes to show the dismissive attitude that cats have towards us and what little regard they have for us.
They Have Secret Powers of Levitation
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"I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value."-Geoffrey Household
Caught in a moment of distraction, this cat is all the proof that is needed to show that the feline species has been quietly interbreeding with an unknown alien race who can levitate and that skill is being passed down the generations. While this phenomenon is still rare, it seems to be on the increase and can be traced back to around the same point in time as the high speed digital camera. However, when all cats have this ability they will strike and humanity will be reduced to a subjugated role while the cats live a life of irresponsibility and decadent and degenerate sexual partnering.
They know how to put on the "Mata Hari"
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"Cats spit on their hands and rub it all over their bodies."-Unknown
Cats will stoop to anything in their unquenchable thirst for power and here is all you need to see to realize that they have been purveying kitty porn for decades in the guise of cute pictures which their "owners" then frame and show off to guests and friends. In fact, this cat is performing an unspeakable act on itself which would shock and horrify you were it to be named. So perverse if the act that you would probably have to look it up in a dictionary.
After all of this evidence, do you need any further proof that cats are evil and plan to take over the world? Run, run and tell you and don't look back!
