Piss Ants or Wet Your Pants Ants

By close contrast, there is the possibility that they were not potty-trained ants. Who knows, or worse yet, cares?

Did you ever see a stinkbug? There is much debate in congress over stinky things at this time; could this be one of them? Do stink bugs bite or do they do like the pee ants (my wife would not let me write piss ants) and pee a stinky urine?

Then there are spiders, what about daddy-long legs? Why are they called daddy long legs and not mothers, or uncles, or even cousin long legs? I once had an ex-wife with long legs, but no one called her momma long legs.

Wolf spiders are next on my list. Did you ever see one? Did it look like a wolf? Did it howl at the moon on attack you in a pack? Did it pee on the tree outside your house to mark its territory? So why the name?

Now then, I have a question for you. Why are termite inspectors called inspectors. Are they doctors? When you inspect a termite, do you use a sonogram, or make it wear one of those damn robes that tie in the back leaving your butt exposed? Do they have to under go the trauma of a mammogram? Inspectors inspect. They do not make orphans out of complete communities.

Have you ever wondered why people want to eat raw fish? If God intended man to eat raw fish, he would have not invented fishing poles, we would have just grew claws. Now here is a thought; why is calamari is called calamari and not raw dead fish, squid, or octopus?

Escargot is another one. Why in their right mind would anyone eat dead snails and pay a ton of money to do so. Shoot, you can come into my back yard and have all you want free. Let us get back to that right mind stuff. Who in their right mind would do such a dumb thing? You are absolutely right. No one in his or her right mind would do it. Now there is a whole country of Frenchmen & women who think it is delicious. They cannot be too bright anyway. Why are they nicknamed Frogs?

Slugs are another one. Yeck! I was slugged before; however, it was with a fist and not a bug. Are slugs a playful animal? If they are not why then are little boys prone to play with them? The slime alone is like lightning upon the cement in my patio when the sun hits it just right.

And now finally Earwigs. Where in the world did that come from? No one I know wants them in your hair, let alone a wig made out of them. Are earwigs made from the hair that grows in the ears of us older men? Do earwigs go in and clear out your ear canals? I say no, not all and just like the dadgum piss ant, they are not something I want my grandchildren to play with.