Talking to Your Dog about Saying No to Drugs

As if fleas aren't bad enough. The incidence of drugs in dogs today is out of control. With so much media attention you never know what kind of drug-talk your dog is listening to on the tube and the net. It's never too early to sit down and teach your dog to Just Say No. They may listen to what you have to say.

Here are a few ways you can ensure a drug-free dog:

1. Have the talk at an early age: I would say a good age to talk to your dog about drugs is around 6 months to 1 year. By the time he reaches the age of 2 he may already be well on his way to doggie rehab.
2. Lead by example: If your dog sees you sitting around enjoying a good puff, then he'll think it is ok for him to take a puff of the odd one every now and then. So take your own advice and just say no!
3. Look for signs: Signs that your dog is strung out on drugs include, but are not limited to, rapid tail movement, blood shot eyes, runny nose, extremely relaxed mannerisms, mood-swings, and overeating. If you notice any of these signs of drug use, approach with caution and concern. Whatever you do, do not yell at a stoned dog.
4. Practice saying NO. Role play saying no with your dog so that he'll know how to handle the peer pressure when the time arises.
5. The wrong crowd. Make sure you know who your dog's friends are and what antics they are up to at all times. If you suspect any of his friends are drug users, immediately forbid him from hanging out with those friends.
6. Scared Straight: Take your dog to the local doggie rehab to show him what life would be like if he chooses a life of drugs. The pain and suffering of other druggie dogs will be a sure deterrent.
7. Build self-esteem. A happy dog is a confident dog. Confident dogs are more likely to feel comfortable saying no to peer pressures. Make your dog feel loved and cherished. Build his self-esteem by praising his good deeds with his favorite doggy bone or by letting him out for an hour with the neighborhood floozy. That is sure to make him one happy hotdog.
8. Discuss DUI. Once your dog is old enough to drive, talk to him about the importance of not driving while under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Let him know that if for whatever reason he becomes intoxicated while in possession of a vehicle, he must not drive. Instruct him to call home and arrange for a drive or call a cab.