It's fun to name our dogs. There are some dog names that would not be very popular however. Here are a few names:
- Barfy. The name alone would make me feel sick.
- Dumb Dunce. Insulting the intelligence of your dog is nasty.
- Sweet Prunes. So your dog suffers from constipation. Do we all really have to know this?
- Doormat. We understand that your dog is lazy, but this is carrying things too far.
- Shrinkwrap. I understand that your dog likes to curl up on your lap but do you really need to shout it out.
- Belly Buster. You have a fat dog. Live with it or better yet show some concern about your dog's diet.
- Fearsome Fred. We know that you are not fearsome, but did you have to pin this name on your dog?
- Bubble Butt. Horrible and very demeaning name. Your friendship with your dog is in doubt.
- Greasehead. So your dog likes to hang out by bicycles. He gets a little grease on the old body. You don't have to add insult to injury.
- Old Yelper. The neighbors can't sleep at night because of your dog's barking. Calling your dog Old Yelper will only reinforce the problem.
PS - He's about as strong as a reindeer.