End user license agreements are just plain stupid. Why can't these agreements be simplified? At the end of this article you can click them away forever.
This is change we need!
For example: Subject to the terms of this Agreement, ABC Company hereby grants you a limited, personal, non-commercial, non-exclusive, non-sublicensable, non-assignable, free -of -charge license to download, install and use the Client Software on your computer.
You will not undertake, cause, permit or authorize the modification, creation of derivative works, translation, reverse engineering, decompiling, disassembling or hacking of the Client or any part thereof.
I mean, give me a break! I don't even know what "non-sublicensable" means. If I wanted to reverse engineer something, it would be end user license agreements. But they won't let me!
Okay, get ready, changing the Internet is one click away.
People don't read these agreements! We are all liars!
Until further notice: this article is non-transferable, non-binding, non-intelligible, non-readable, and non-existing. You have the right to chew it, swallow it, regurgitate it, pass it on. Beware: antacids and bypass surgery are significant side effects.
I hope I don't get sued for writing this article. If I do get sued, I plan for it to be assignable to someone else. I will feel disassembled but I won't allow myself to be hacked off.
Here we go. Click on this link to support my new movement: www.finishoffenduserlicenseagreementsforever.org
Oops, sorry, when I tried to register my movement they wanted me to sign an end user license agreement. I couldn't do it. Maybe next time.
