Bugging Monitor
It comes out from “Samsung” monitors, if Quake is played 666 hours. How it looks - nobody knows, because they die.
Virtual Succubus
It attacks only erotic website visitors. Monitor starts shaking and a women's face appears. Its hypnotic look pulls you closer and closer. Later the victim is found in his monitor. If the monitor will be turned off, the victim will disappear forever.
Keyboard needle
It appears in a keyboard, which was never been cleaned for 13 years. When buttons are pressed, the victim doesn't feel anything but he gets pale and thin until he dies. You can kill this monster by putting your keyboard into beer for 3 hours. You must also say “Oh my God” every one hour.
Keyboard Gnomes
It doesn't do anything if the victim doesn't have an e-mail. If he has an e-mail, he gets about 1000 rude messages every day. If you need to get rid of the gnomes, you need to create mail and in “subject” type: “Amen, Amen, Amen for Gnomes”. Then write in your mail: “Go away, leave, leave, leave. Gnomes, get on this mail”. Then you need to wait, and if you will see a note “Ok, Let's Go”, and send this mail to anybody.
Speakers Noise
It lives in speakers. Sometimes you can hear sad wheezing. If the victim will come closer to the speakers, he will hear his future. But if he will be listening very long, speakers will start making noises, which will hypnotize the victim. After few hours he will get a knife and kill everybody who lives in that house. If you want to get rid of this monster, play 13 “Metallica” songs.
Inside Monster
It lives inside your computer. You won't see it because he is invisible. You can hear this monster when your computer is running. He tries to eat your hard disk, but it won't do it because monsters mouth is not big enough. After few weeks, the monster goes away.
Living Mouse
It is a mouse which can look like your computer mouse. You can see if it is a monster by its wire. The wire is black and with 2 red dots. The mouse eats victim's fingers. The only way to get rid of this monster is to burn your house.
Devil's Computer
Don't buy black computer, because most of them are from hell. When computer is turned on, you will see 666 on your monitor and all lights will go off and the house will burn leaving monitor still working with 666 on the screen.
Flying DVD-ROM
It can kill the victim by shooting discs. You need to buy 20 games, 15 programs (including anti-virus and anti-spyware) and 11 movies. Then install all games and programs. Wait until your DVD-ROM will start making weird noises. Then quickly start watching all movies. The monster will go away. Don't forget keep all games and programs installed in your PC 13 days to make sure, that this monster won't come back.
Blood CD
If you will see a message “Get a Free CD” quickly turn off your computer because this message is a monster, which finds out where you live and sends you a Blood-Red CD. If you will throw away that CD, the monster will send you two CD's. If you will do that again, you will get four CD's and every time more, more and more. That's why you must keep it. And don't ever put it into your PC, because this CD will explode and destroy your computer.
