Lying in bed one night, I whispered in my boyfriend's ear, “Will you learn a foreign language so you can whisper sexy sweet nothings to me?”
He replied huskily, “I already know another language.”
Surprised that I didn't know this about him, I raised my head from the pillow and asked, “Really?”
“Yes my dear,” replied he, “I know PHP.”
Chuckling, I lowered my head to the pillow again and asked, “So is there any sexy geek pillow talk that you have for me?”
I could feel him grinning as he held me tightly and breathed softly in my ear, “Insert.object”
