Nine Signs You Might be Addicted to Social Networking Sites

You may really be spending too much of your time on Facebook or MySpace.

  1. You learn about your brother's divorce via his status update.
  2. When you look at your friends list you have no idea who half of those people are.
  3. You feel like you want to start poking and bitch-slapping people in real-life.
  4. Complete strangers know more about you than your partner does.
  5. The easiest way for your boss to contact you is by leaving a message on your super-wall.
  6. People you hated at school are now on your best-best-friends list (anything to get that friends number up!).
  7. You start virtually stalking old girlfriends you haven't seen in 10 years.
    .. and then get jealous when you realize they're married.
  8. Your mobile data plan blows out to $300 a month.
  9. Your believe your friends really do include world leaders and A-list celebrities ('It is Sylvester Stallone. Honest!').
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