Today my cyberspace travels landed me on a planet called Irony.
Apparently these Beings from Irony had a bone to pick and insults to sling at these human "parent freaks" who are complaining about the public schools allowing 'HP' books to remain part of academic study in childrens classrooms.
These Beings from Planet Irony had names such as; "Wisdom Dragon Farts Magik Flames" and "Blue Magic Fire Glitch Intuitively Breathes." They got a big chuckle and were gloating as they insulted the stupidity and ignorance of these human "parent freaks."
Then Tolerant Obsessive Beings (TOBs) from other distant planets stopped in to display their tolerance as virtues for all other beings to admire.
I'm scratching my head and thinking; "Doesn't anybody see the irony in all this?" These Irony Beings are from a planet that believe in Tinker-fairies, magik wands, magik farting flames, and magik sparkle dust for their "Life Coping Skills" and "Problem Solving Skills!"
And they have the crystal balls to sling magik fairy dust and fart magik flames in the direction of these so called 'freaks' these "human parent freaks!" I had to go lay down my thoughts were stuttering!
Irony Beings! "You couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field of hor'ny clues if you smeared your bodies with clue musk and did the clue mating dance!"