Stuttering Sally Reformed Thrill Seeker

Stuttering Sally a reformed thrill seeker. Her personal statement is; "I only run with sizzor's now!" Stuttering Sally is also a Recovering TOCD- "Tolerance Obsessive Compulsive" (disorder)

Personal Statement: "I Only Run With Sizzors Now!"

Recently I realized some people have developed a mental disorder not mentioned in the books. 'TOCD' I call it. Maybe you have this disorder but don't know what to call it! Maybe your shrink misdiagnosed your mental disorder and he's (oops! must be politically correct) 'or she's pumping you full of drugs for the wrong thing!

T.O.C.D. or 'TOCD' as I like to call it; Tolerance-Obssessive-Compulsive- Disorder. I'm not talking about your reasonable, common sense, whats just, realistic kind of knowledge and understanding of the meaning of the word "Tolerance"... Umm no that's not 'TOCD.

'TOCD' is when a person becomes 'SOoo' "Tolerant" Obsessive Compulsive they develope 'pudding for brains'. Next thing you know you think its a virtue! You become so proud of yourself. Your such a tolerant person. You feel so virtuous. You walk by a statue and look up at its face a bit surprised it's not crying in your presence!

The Reality Check Is! There is a bird up there and 'he will crap in your face!

People mentally TOCD challenged (so many end up misdiagnosed and heavily medicated) tip-toe on egg-shells around all these people whose lifes issues and values and lifestyles carry V.I.P status that screams
RESPECT WHAT I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!
RESPECT WHO I AM!!!!!!!!!!!
RESPECT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are a lot of exclamation points in V.I.P.'s life.

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Comments (1)
#1 by Kristie Leigh Karns
Sep 7, 2006
So true. So true. I hate P.C. myself as you can probably tell. Welcome to the humor category. I was hoping I would not be its only inhabitant. Good stuff you got here, Maiden Charm, keep it up.
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