Ten Pieces of Spam I Hate to Receive

Spam is a four-letter word that I cannot stand when it comes to my computer. I do not get a lot of spam these days, but it still latches onto my emails.

Here are ten pieces of spam that I hate to receive:

  1. Sex life got you down. Well we have the product that will get you up.
  2. How would you like to become a millionaire? Follow our simple steps and your next destination will be the Bahamas. It only takes a little hard work, faith, and $49.95.
  3. How would you like a new career? Let your fingers dance and play, as you become a licensed massage therapist. This is the opportunity of a lifetime.
  4. Checked your colon lately? I thought so. Do not delay. Get a colonoscopy today.
  5. Getting a little hefty around the waist. Try our new miracle diet drink and watch your pounds melt away.
  6. Make big money on the Internet. Processing claims and stuffing envelopes. There is no way that you can lose. Just send us your last paycheck and we'll get you started.
  7. Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Our singles dating service is guaranteed to find you your true love once and for all. Check out our testimonials.
  8. Congratulations, you have just won a laptop. Just click on this email and find out how easy it is to claim your new computer.
  9. Are you worried about your security? Do you feel THREATENED? It's time to do something about it. Our security system is the best. No break-ins, no thefts. Just peace of mind.
  10. You've just been hacked. Your computer has been compromised. Your identity is at risk. Does that bother you? You need super virus protection. Now you can get it. Our proven system has kept hackers at bay for over ten years. Give us a try. One week free trial. What do you have to lose except your data?
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#1 by  Ruby Hawk
Nov 4, 2008
I know just what you mean. I get them too. Take care,Ruby
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