I discovered today that I was the owner of the worlds fastest internet. This came to me as a surprise, as I seem to have trouble downloading things at any more than 100kbps, and my upload speed is probably around 10 times worse.
While stumbling around the Internet, I came across an Internet speed test, so naturally I gave it a go. Here is a little picture showing the results:
In case you can't see what's wrong with this picture, let me link another one, emphasising what I though as I saw these results:
Being the big geek that I am, I immediately burst into a fit of laughter. To have an Internet speed like that in the UK! It's ridiculous! As much as I would have loved to have internet this fast, I knew it couldn't be. So, I pressed retest.
Here are the retest results:
That's better. Actually no, it isn't. This one is a slap in the face with a fresh G-string to be honest. But still, at least I have my grasp of reality back.