I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes. We decided to get lunch at the food court at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting at the table next to us. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, yellow, blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had finally enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my drink so that I would not spit it out on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not hesitate a second. He responded.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
