Debating Add-ins

Introductions

• Good morning, ladies and gentlemen and the other small minority of animals
• Good morning, ladies and lady-like gentlemen
• Good morning, bored and uninterested-looking class
• Good morning, [Insert every single person's name in here]. Whoops, look at that, I'm out of time.
• Good morning, sunshine. (It's a song, if you didn't get the joke.)

Rebutting Someone's Argument

• His/her argument is similar to Swiss cheese; it is full of holes
• His/her argument is similar to an un-flushed toilet/septic tank; it is full of crap
• His/her argument is like piece of litter; it is rubbish
• His/her argument is like a garden of flowers; beautiful but useless and unpractical
• His/her argument is like a documentary on mould; no one is interested
• His/her argument is like two rhinos in a wide area; it can be easily rebutted
• His/her argument is like an instruction manual on how to eat; it's useless and you don't need to know
• His/her argument is like a elephant; you can't use it to pick your nose
• His/her argument is like rap music; there are words, there are sounds, but there's no sense

Making Your Argument Sound Good

• My argument is like a mint. It makes cents; (Get it? You'll be laughing for days.).
• My argument is like the last page of a story; it's important
• My argument is like a knife/machine-gun/sharp object; it's sharp and gets your attention
• My argument is like a pen; you can understand it easily
• My argument is like a dictionary; it's not protected by copyright infringement, but no one cares

Ending Your Argument

• Elvis Impersonations. “Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.”.
• Tripping and falling into the audience will get you remembered
• Nuff Said. (Famous words by Stan Lee.).
• Woody Woodpecker noise followed by a “That's All Folks!”