Have you ever heard of stupid criminals and their dumb acts? Some of them are funny, some of the people even get away with it and some of the ones are just plain, darn STUPID!
I am going to introduce you to some of the dumbest criminals and believe it or not, they are all true. I have it all from drugs to theft to assaults and more. This next person must have been a hard gamer.
When you call the police and report that someone broke into your home and stole your PS3 and your pot, you are not just pulling the biggest bonehead move by telling the police you do drugs. According to the San Diego Tribune a man did exactly that and when the police asked for the description of his car he said it had four wheels and ran on “magic”, he also did not forget to report his stolen Doritos.
When I think about it, there are criminals like Osama bin Laden and then there are criminals like this guy.
The next person was going to rob a bank and had checked off everything on his checklist besides his brain. The suspect entered the bank handed the teller a cardboard note that instructed her to give him all the money and the note was written in crayon. The teller asked if he had a bag for the money and he could not decide between plastic and paper so he left without the loot.
For the next couple, I would like to say I watch football occasionally and play it but this couple went a bit too overboard. To be fair I won't call this couple dumb. They are stupid, horrible, thoughtless, selfish and narrow-minded. No one has come up with a word for it yet. A Milwaukee couple locked up their son in his closet so they could watch a Green Bay Packer football game at a casino. All they left their son was a slice of bread, peanut butter and jelly. The irony is the couple will have to spend their following nights in a space that's just the same size of a closet.
This last criminal really must have a big imagination to pull of this. A would-be robber pretended his Marks-A-Lot marker was a gun. On one hand, we know that this robber isn't so smart but on the other, we're glad to know he didn't make cashier smell the Marks-A-Lot because those things can get you high.
So if you did think all criminals were serious and mean, I hope you now know that some of them are funny and just stupid. Before I end this speech, I would like to end with a dumb quote, just to honour the dumb criminals. “Duct tape is like the force, it has a good side, a bad side and it holds the universe together” by Oprah Winfrey.
