Every other commercial lately is about how you can get lump sum payment for that court settlement you just won. The most annoying one has people yelling out the window "it's my money and I want it now!" Holy moly how much litigation is going on in this country? So many people are winning cash settlements it pays for 20 law firms to advertise this stuff? Of course they charge people but this is insane. Does anybody actually lose lawsuits any more?
Have you ever gone to a modern and contemporary art museum? Now I for one appreciate the creative mind and it's manifestation through the arts. However not that long ago I went to the famous Guggenheim Museum in NYC, USA. Okay I saw an artists work that involved office ceiling lights lined vertically against the wall. Oh and the bulbs were in a pattern of on, then off, then on. It was probably symbolic of the alter ego of humanity or something esoterical. Than there was my personal favorite that had a mop and handle glued into a mop bucket. I guess that was a fancy pants way of saying "crap happens." Or it was a way of saying "your so dumb you paid money to see this!" Which that thought crossed my mind at the sight of that display and ones like it.
It is winter time here outside of Philadelphia and once again I am witnessing the yearly insane ritual of people going outside on their smoke break. You really are addicted if you need to withstand wind chill of minus 2 degrees just to have a cigarette.
You have noticed all the side effect warnings on these medicine commercials I'm sure. Why do you want a pill that the side effects are the same as the symptons you are taking the medicine for? Speaking of side effects you got to love the warning that comes with the male enhancement drugs. In case of a 4 hour erection call your doctor or go to the hospital? Now I have many questions for this one. One thing is I can't imagine a guy calling his doctor and saying " yeah Doc, you know that stuff you prescribed for me? Yeah, well you know how they say that a diamond is the hardest thing on earth? It just became the second hardest thing on earth." Along that line of thought, is it really the man who should panic? I'm thinking the wife is calling the Doctor or an ambulance while she is hiding in the closet after the first 2 hours. While her rock of love of a husband is searching the house yelling "honey where are you? It hasn't been 4 hours yet so I'm not in danger yet."
How did infomercial scam master general Kevin Treudeau go from convicted felon of fraud and larceny to the man who knows everything? With credentials like that he should be in politics. He can cure any disease, make you lose weight, help your memory, get you out of debt, and put you on the international billiards circuit. Who is this guy?
