Sleeping On A Beach
Came out of a nightclub, without any money and decided it would be a good idea to sleep on the beach (well its more comfortable than a bench). The down side of this was it was February, in a northern British town, so when I awoke with a hang over and a mouth full of sand, I was freezing to the bone. Also the sight of a dozen seagulls hanging over me and screeching away was not too pleasant.
Taking Clothes Off In A Posh Bar
Well it was my birthday. Anyway, myself and two friends were sat in a very posh bar and we were dressed in suits, shirts and ties and were behaving ourselves. It was about midnight and the bar was reasonably busy, so were decided to strip down to our underwear, but we did keep our ties on. Unfortunately my underwear had been removed earlier in the night (forcibly under duress as a birthday treat !) so I was naked apart from my tie. We did get some strange looks for the other people and then we were manhandled (no not that way!) by security from the premises and subsequently barred from the establishment.
Jumping Down The Stairs At A NightClub
Not a very long one, but leaving a nightclub I decided to jump down the stairs, about 10 of them in fact. I failed to notice the low ceiling towards the bottom, leapt, my head crashed into it and I was knocked out. Came around about 10 minutes later and just carried on with the night out. No sense, no pain!
Snow, Ice and Drinking Don't Mix
Couple of years ago, it really snowed and believe it or not I had popped out for quick drink after work. So on my way home, 5 hours later and slightly the worse for wear, it had got rather icy and there was a good couple of inches of snow about (for those people in the UK, you know quiet well that 2 inches of snow can bring the country to a halt). So, on my way home and after throwing a few snow balls at passing cars and the odd fox, I reached my street and found it completely iced over. Being rather tipsy I thought it would be a great idea to see how far I could "skid" down the ice and took and long run up and went for it. At first it was great but then I took an almighty slip and fell straight onto my back and cracked my head on the ground, very painful, I had to lie there for a good 20 minutes of so before I could get up. Next day I was in a lot of pain and was also very bruised.
Going For A Swim After An Afternoon Drinking
If was decided to go for a swim in the sea after spending the afternoon in the pub, it was summer and the sun was shining. So the 8 of us all stripped off and in we went and yes it was freezing. Unbeknown to me, the others got out quickly and stole my clothing and then decided to walk through the main thoroughfare with my clothing and went into a busy bar. Fortunately I managed to find a plastic carrier bag which I wore as a kind of diaper and proceeded into the bar in pursuit of my clothing much to the merriment of all the clientele in the bar. Eventually I got my clothes back, but decided to remain in my state of undress until a bar person decided to persuade me to redress or I had to vacant the premises.
