Five Things an Athletics Commentator Would Never Say

Well that would just be wrong, wouldn't it?

  1. In lane one is the UK, lane 2 is the USA, and lane 3 is closed for servicing!
  2. And in the final of the 100 metres, there is a white man, good luck with that!
  3. Women running, this should be a laugh!
  4. Only 100 metres! Rubbish!
  5. Whoa, isn't she a sexy one!
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