10 Bottles of Water We Would Rather Not Drink

This is a humorous list of bottled waters we would rather not drink for refreshment.

Bottled water is immensely popular. People like to get refreshed quickly while paying inflated prices for bottled water. A lot of plastic is filling our landfills from all the bottled water. Here is a list of ten bottles of water that we would rather not drink:

  1. Aqua Impure. Loaded with heavy minerals.
  2. Sunshine Sludge. Water looks darker than a cola drink.
  3. Polar Ice Cap. Think global warming after every sip.
  4. Sew Age Deluxe. This water does not come from the freshest lakes.
  5. Sweat N Style. Water mixed with human sweat. Not for the faint hearted.
  6. Global Algae. It's not easy being green. However, this water is loaded with green and slime.
  7. Bubbly Fizz. Looks and tastes carbonated. Lots of artificial ingredients added to the “fresh” water.
  8. City H2O. Tap water in a fancy bottle. This water is designed for the urban crowd.
  9. Mountain Avalanche. Feel the cold. Water goes down heavy like a natural avalanche.
  10. Lake Crème. Water has a smooth, frosty taste. Loaded with 40 grams of sugar. Water comes from Lake Superior. Whipped cream is added for flavor. On second thought, your kids might love to drink this water.
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#1 by goodselfme
Oct 4, 2008
Interesting read.
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