15 Reasons Why You Should Avoid the Cheese Cake |
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by Steven West, Jun 3, 2008 |
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Why should not eat the cheesecake after your meal. |
- One serving is never enough. Your body will explode.
- It has more calories than an entire five-course meal
- It has fat written all over it
- Your cholesterol will go through the ceiling
- You can gag on it and choke to death
- Your waistline will never recover
- Your thighs will turn to blubber
- Your new nickname will be thunder thighs
- People will start asking when is your due date. Do you want a boy or a girl?
- Your butt will require two seats on an airline and you have to pay for two tickets
- People will ask when you will be having gastric bypass surgery
- Your diet will hold up a surrender sign
- You will need to jog ten miles to make up for it. However, the only exercise that you ever do is to click the remote control from your easy chair.
- It doesn't go well with your double bacon cheeseburger
- Your legs will resemble tree trunks
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