Spaghetti can be a very messy food to tackle and I would strongly recommend that you do not wear a white shirt when tucking in to your Bolognese. You can try all you like to be careful, but by the time you are finished eating a plate of spaghetti, I guarantee you will have at least one speck of Bolognese Sauce on that bright, white shirt.
There are numerous ways you can eat Spaghetti and some of them will ensure that you will not look as though you have been sprinkled with tomato sauce. Yes there are indeed 43 ways to eat Spaghetti, but if you think I'm going to waste my precious time listing them, think again. Here are just a few.
Wear a Red Shirt
Wearing a red or orange shirt while you gorge yourself on your favorite Spaghetti dish means you can eat it in any fashion you like. You can eat fast. You can stuff it in there. Whatever you do, it doesn't matter because by the time you are finished it won't show. You can be totally spattered with Spaghetti sauce and as long as your shirt matches the color of your sauce, tuck in!
Use a Blender
Here's a sure-fire way to eat spaghetti without the need to worry about spattering. Stick the whole lot in a blender and eat it like a soup or better still, put it in a cup and drink it. Now doesn't that sound appetizing?
Eat the Spaghetti and Sauce Separately
The problem with Spaghetti Bolognese is the mixture of long strands of pasta and a red, staining sauce. Leaving them separated means you can suck up a few strands of Spaghetti followed by a mouthful of sauce. Repeat this until you run out of Spaghetti or sauce, or perhaps until you can eat no more.
These are just three of 43 ways to eat Spaghetti. Can you think what the other 40 might be? Do you care? I would list them all here for you but to be honest, I simply can't be bothered. I'm sitting here at my computer waiting for my dinner and watching Deal or No Deal. I hope I'm not having Spaghetti Bolognese!
