Bagels are Like Sex

Bagels are like sex: Firm and round.
Bagels are like sex: Wide variety of choices.
Bagels are like sex: Sometimes plain will due.
Bagels are like sex: Tastes delicious with raisins.
Bagels are like sex: Best to have a dozen.
Bagels are like sex: Tastes much better when spread.
Bagels are like sex: They come with a hole.
Bagels are like sex: Some like them salty and hot.
Bagels are like sex: Some like them fruity and sweet.
Bagels are like sex: They taste best when they're fresh.
Bagels are like sex: Some like them long like a stick.
Bagels are like sex: Be very careful how you slice them.
Bagels are like sex: Avoid onions and garlic.
Bagels are like sex: You can freeze them, but they're never the same.
Bagels are like sex: Taste good with cream cheese.
Bagels are like sex: Chewy and full of flavor.
Bagels are like sex: They go stale when day old
Bagels are like sex: Watch that the seeds don't get stuck in your teeth.
Bagels are like sex: Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.
Bagels are like sex: Lip-smacking good!