One day when Stanley Smith went to a fast-food restaurant he spotted the most astonishing thing he had ever seen, a cheeseburger with the most beautiful buns and the most perfect mix of ketchup and mustard. He bought the burger and took it home, for you see Stanley Smith was in love with that burger. He loved that burger more than his vintage comic book collection, more than his flat screen television, and more than himself. For the next month or so he took the cheeseburger to baseball games, walks in the park, and many romantic dates. After awhile he started calling the burger by the name he came up with. The name he called the burger was Samantha
Sesame-seed. It had been almost four months since Stanley had met his true love, Samantha. He noticed she was beginning to mold, and he knew she would soon die of old age. Many of his relatives told Stanley that he was insane to love a moldy cheeseburger and that he should throw Samantha away. But Stanley refused, he kept Samantha till she was shriveled up and covered in mold. One horrible day Stanley came to find that his love was dead, so he threw a big fancy funeral for Samantha. All Stanley's relatives didn't show up and Samantha being a burger had no relatives. The only thing that showed up was a bunch of dogs that wanted to eat Samantha. Stanley quickly shooed the dogs away. He had Samantha buried and Stanley went home. Stanley was sad and all he could think of was his beloved Samantha. That was until he met a nice taco.
The End?
