Cookies are a delicious snack. There are so many kinds of cookies to choose from. Not all cookies are a success at the grocery store. Here is a list of names that never made it to the grocery shelves:
- Chocolate Chip and Onions (Talk about your sweet and sour cookie)
- Peppermint Pecan Twist (Taste got all twisted up with the peppermint)
- Solar Eclipse Wafers (The sun disappeared and so did the cookies)
- Rocky Graham Delight (Graham cracker cookies that looked like mountains and were as hard to chew as rocks)
- Skunk Bites (Very tasty cinnamon cookies with a wicked smell)
- Famous Hillary Sprinkles (Too much artificial coloring and flavoring doomed this cookie. Also, the Obama Almond Cluster was considered a safer and more popular choice.
- McCain Maverick Animal Crackers (Old style cookie that did not appeal to a younger consumer)
- Gore's Green Tree Sandwich Cookies (Looked and tasted delicious. Unfortunately, after eating a few cookies, you felt very gaseous and uncomfortable.
- Rosie's Frosted Ginger Bread Supremes (Too much fat, too many carbohydrates, too much sugar, too much Rosie)
- Brittany's Fantasy Oatmeal Surprise (The taste really sent you into orbit. The problem was that it took you a long time to come back down to Earth)
