Funky Fruits: Who Says the Edible Has to be Boring?

You’ve seen the world! Really? Have you seen an orange with a mohawk? How about a tomato with an..erection? Your guide to some of the most bizarre and kinkiest fruits you’ll ever see!

Fruits, as stimulating as cardboard eh? Seems these wanted to stand out, some of 'em took it a little too literally…

Tomato

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Could someone tell Warner Bros. to get Bugs girlfriend to put out, this is the third freaking one this year!

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Just when you thought Roberto was your only competition!

Butternut Squash

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A famous Aussie fruit, this one got a lil' too..excited maybe?

Orange

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Move over Mr. T, Mr. O's taking over!

Carrots

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Who says only humans like foreplay?

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Ah hillbillies, what would the world be without 'em…

Chilly

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Ladies, up for a..hot pepper?

If you snickered at any of the above images, you're now officially a gutter-head. Mind leaving your contact information if you're an XX-chromosome carrier?

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Comments (29)
#1 by  thestickman
Nov 12, 2008
Weird stuff right there!
#2 by  lindalulu
Nov 12, 2008
Hahahaha, funny looking veggies!
#3 by meatspin_dot_com
Nov 12, 2008
FW:FW:Re:fwd:FW:fwd:RE:FW: Hilarious pics! Must see!
#4 by  s hayes
Nov 12, 2008
Graet fun x thanks for giving me a laugh
#5 by jonathan l.
Nov 12, 2008
hahahahah
#6 by  Inna Tysoe
Nov 12, 2008
That was funny! Thanks.

Inna
#7 by  valli
Nov 13, 2008
Funny looking pics.
#8 by John Bamford
Nov 13, 2008
Had a circumsision last year...............this has just brought it all back.............well ist the right colour anyway...
#9 by  eddiego65
Nov 13, 2008
Very funny!
#10 by joystick7
Nov 13, 2008
Cool!!
#11 by  Eddie Socko
Nov 13, 2008
hysterical. great pictures and article. well done.
#12 by Darla Smith
Nov 13, 2008
Great article! Love the pictures. The red pepper looks like Squidwards nose from SpongeBob.

#13 by  Chris Stonecipher
Nov 13, 2008
Quite funny!
#14 by Marlon Marshall
Nov 14, 2008
Granny always said to give credit where credit is due and that is why I must tell you, your article is masterpiece.
#15 by  Unofre Pili
Nov 14, 2008
hahahah..yeah! this is a masterpiece.
#16 by  Priyanka R
Nov 14, 2008
AND he's back with another hot article, Mr. Hot user!
#17 by  Brian James
Nov 14, 2008
Weird fruit.
#18 by  Lena Brown
Nov 14, 2008
WOW!!! Cool article...
#19 by Hot Peppers
Nov 14, 2008
great article!!! luved it :)
check out some of hot peppers on hot peppers at
http://www.gomestic.com/Cooking/Spiciest-Peppers-of-the-World.215287
#20 by Steve
Nov 14, 2008
Wow great pics
I wrote about an exotic spice called turmeric
If u want to read it just go to
http://www.healthmad.com/Nutrition/10-Health-Benefits-of-the-Exotic-Spice-Turmeric.159067
#21 by  MJPatrick
Nov 15, 2008
Really really cool!
#22 by  Kimberly Lee
Nov 16, 2008
Great photos
#23 by Divine
Nov 16, 2008
Oh my!
#24 by vei4346
Nov 16, 2008
These are the forbidden fruits! Yum!
#25 by  R Spotswood
Nov 17, 2008
great article!!
#26 by  mattsangel08
Nov 17, 2008
This was so funny.
#27 by  C Jordan
Nov 17, 2008
Excellent
#28 by E Framson
Nov 18, 2008
The two carrots made me laugh the hardest, I think. We had two in our garden just like that recently, I swear. Part of me wants to become a botanical geneticist just so I can figure out what part of a carrot's DNA would make it grow like that. Awesome gallery :)
#29 by  Lauren Axelrod
Nov 22, 2008
That is to hilarious and yet erotic at the same time.
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