10 Funny Food Myths

List of 10 myths I found most interesting and funny.

Chocolate, tea and cola beverages can be lethal

Chocolate contains theobromine, also called xantheose, a stimulant. This stimulant will only harm us human beings when we eat/drink too much of it, but a certain smaller amount of chocolate, tea and cola beverages are poisonous to animals, especially to cats, dogs, horses, parrots and voles.

For the appetite of the ones who have been eating recently or are still eating: do not read the following few sentences.

The first signs of theobromine poisoning are:

  • vomiting,
  • diarrhea,
  • an increase in urination

Do not blame the turkey for falling asleep during the Thanksgiving Dinner

An amino acid called tryptophan helps the body produce the B-vitamin "niacin". Niacin (probably better known as nicotinic acid and vitamin B3 ) helps the body produce serotonin. Serotonin, a neurotransmitter, has a role in the human mood and state of mind, and a role in consciousness. This is a chemical that acts as a calming agent in the brain and plays a key role in sleep. We rather not use tryptophan supplements though, because in 1989 it was a cause of the Eosinophilia-myalgia syndrome (EMS), a syndrome that can cause permanent disability and even death.

Anyways, the production of serotonin (with help of the turkey) works best on an empty stomach. But I don't think you will start the day with eating turkey, besides only a little tryptophan will make it to the brain.

Use coffee to persuade anyone

Researchers in Australia said if you want to persuade anyone to agree with your line of thinking, serving coffee to that person may help. "Caffeine increases persuasion through instigating systematic processing of the message." Furthermore, caffeine can help to put a person in a good mood.

Which chopping board is more hygienic: a wooden one or a plastic one?

Some manufacturers of plastic chopping boards would give the answer: "It's the plastic one". Sorry to say this, but most likely there is no difference at all, where hygiene is concerned. Besides, some biologists believe that wooden boards are actually better!

Ice Cream Is Chinese Food

It was the Chinese who invented the principle of the ice cream as we know it nowadays. The Chinese added some sugar to the ice and sold it as cool food in the summer. After this more varieties of liquids appeared, and I am glad they came on this strange idea of freezing milk as well.

Fat free ≠ calorie free

My advice is to read the food labels to see whether it is true. Fruits and vegetables are naturally low in fat and calories. But for most of the other products: fat free does not say much about the amount of calories!

Exercise is not always a reason to eat more

Research has shown that after twenty minutes of exercise, people ate no more than those who had done nothing at all. The only difference was that those who had exercised enjoyed eating more; they thought the food tasted better. But of course, when you exercise a lot more, you will eat more, because you have to get your energy from somewhere.

Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries

So do not say that lemons are sourer than strawberries because they comparatively contain less sugar. Besides this, lemons comparatively contain less vitamin C than strawberries. Even though it contains less vitamin C, lemons are highly valuated because of their beneficial substances and/or their antimicrobic and antiseptic properties.

How many rows does an ear of corn have?

It is always an even number, unless it's developmental growth is disrupted by something. It is an even number because the rows always occur in pairs (because of a split of the first kernel initials). I found out that the number of rows can vary between 8 and 18, but the most common number of rows is 16. And an ear of corn with 8 rows is quite rare.

The microwave does not kill any vitamins

When heating something up in the microwave, the product is heated starting from the inside. Just a little moist is lost during the heating, so no vitamins are lost in the cooking water. By the way, the radiation a microwave uses has nothing to do with radioactive radiation; it uses an electromagnetic radiation.

A little note:

I am not an expert in this field; I did research on the internet and in books. Could you tell me if something is not right in this article? After all, internet is not a completely trustful source of information. Thank you in advance if you notify me.

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Comments (14)
#1 by Mimi
Feb 10, 2008
Just so you know; Triond is fixing some stuff in this article, so this article is going change a bit. ;)
#2 by Emily
Mar 9, 2008
Nice work!
#3 by guest #174925
Mar 12, 2008
mimi, nice work!

#4 by Mimi!
Mar 12, 2008
Thnx for the comment, both of you. These sorts of comments really encourage me, thank you =]
#5 by baby boo
Mar 19, 2008
those are jokes, not myths
#6 by Mimi!
Mar 20, 2008
Yeah, you don\'t have to believe all what\'s said. But you can\'t say they\'re jokes, because that would mean you are offending a number of reseachers.
But thank you for your comment. Now I finaly know what\'s missing: the names of the researches and/or the researchers. Sorry for this.
#7 by Coffee-addict
Mar 25, 2008
Would be quite funny if coffee worked really well. Consider how many people drink coffee each day!
#8 by Anthony
Jun 29, 2008
A common misconception is that microwave ovens cook food from the "inside out". In reality, microwaves are absorbed in the outer layers of food in a manner somewhat similar to heat from other methods.

From Wikiepdia, but its good stuff
#9 by SEXY STOKESY
Sep 1, 2008
Ok Ok Ok Ok the japs or what ever dint invent ice cream it was stokesy the sexy beast
if you agree eat your own bum fluff ENJOY!
#10 by Pie man 65
Sep 1, 2008
I hell agree with stokesy that sexy beast
and also bum fluff tastes great TRY IT1
#11 by Me Mimi
Sep 6, 2008
Thank you for your explanation, Anthony, I really appreciate your work. =]

SEXY STOKESY and Pie man 65, please keep that unique dish for yourself. ;P Here's an article about who invented ice cream. If you want to know more about ice creams, please try Google.

http://ezinearticles.com/?Who-Invented-Ice-Cream?&id=293489
#12 by Keto
Sep 11, 2008
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#13 by Joker360
Oct 17, 2008
how many hours of research did you do?
#14 by Me Mimi
Oct 19, 2008
Joker360, to answer your question: in total about 6 hours.

But I don't know this for sure. It's not like I gained the information in one evening. It took three weeks to finish the article. Why so long? Well, because there were days I prefer playing MMORPG's ... ^^,

When I was googling for food facts and myths I collected like 25 interesting subjects, this might have taken 4 hours. Four hours just reading and writing down the keywords.
I chose 10 of them and did further research. I think the further research took like 2 hours in total? Google, copy and past. Google, copy and paste...
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