[Start in the center of the room] First off, [pause] there is the traditional way of eating the chocolaty delight. You first want to take grab the Oreo cookie with your dominant hand [pretend you have a Oreo cookie in your dominant hand], preferably using your index finger, middle finger, and thumb for better grip [show those fingers, do NOT stick the middle finger up…] You then take the other hand [motion with other hand] and grasp the other half of the cookie with the same three fingers. [Move left]
Slowly, you want to twist the Oreo [twisting motion with hands] , one side going clockwise, the other, and counterclockwise. Then, when you feel the tension of the cream has been relieved, you want to pull [pull motion with hands] the two halves apart. What I like to do next is take the side that has the cream, and scrape the cream off with your teeth like so. Then, you can enjoy the two chocolate halves you have left. [Shift back to center]
[Move right] The second method is to take your Oreo cookie whole, and pour yourself a nice, tall, glass of milk. You want to make sure, however, that before you pour the milk that the Oreo cookie you have fits inside of the opening in the cup.
Once you have your glass of milk ready, you want to take your Oreo by the same three fingers as before, the middle, the index, and the thumb [show those fingers], and just dunk [dunking motion with hand into a pretend cup] the Oreo into the milk about 4/5ths of the way in, just until the tips of your fingers touch the top layer of the milk.
[Move back to center] You can then leave the Oreo in for as long as you feel necessary. Naturally, the longer you do it, the softer it will become. I like to leave it in for about 25 seconds so that most of it is soft, but parts of it are still crunchy to preserve the original texture. This also helps to ensure that the Oreo doesn't deteriorate in the milk leaving me with only 1/5 of the cookie left! [use a shocked tone here] [Thank the audience for their time][Bow]
