How You Know the School Cafeteria Food is Bad

You know the school cafeteria food is bad if…

1. The lettuce starts to hide from the tomato
2. The string beans look as limp as a wet noodle
3. The chicken nuggets look like tiny brief cases
4. The hamburger resembles a mini Frisbee
5. The hotdog starts to expand as you eat it
6. The canned peaches want to stay in the can
7. The chocolate pudding is clumpy and unnatural looking
8. The pizza has no cheese, no tomato sauce, and no flavor. It tastes like cardboard.
9. The meatballs bounce on the floor better than rubber balls
10. No one wants to have a food fight because everyone is afraid to touch the food
11. The cook informs the students in the cafeteria that she is not responsible for any feelings of queasiness and discomfort that might occur after the students' eat their meal
12. The cheese for the grilled cheese sandwiches looks old and moldy
13. The macaroni and cheese resembles big, fat worms. Wait a minute those are worms.
14. The 2% milk tastes sour. It makes you want to pucker your lips.
15. The mashed potatoes are mixed together with broccoli, mushrooms, carrots, and cauliflower
16. The French fries are overcooked and unappetizing
17. The healthy food is locked in the refrigerator for future distribution. Of course the distribution is for the staff and administration only.
18. You notice hair in your chicken soup. The color of your hair does not match the hair in the soup.
19. The gravy on the roast beef starts to flow onto the table and then into your lap
20. The bagel is so hard that it can be used as a door stopper