Top Seven Creepiest Mascots

A lot of people are scared of mascots. Found out why.

Every time I see Fast food Mascot I feel happy, I don't know why, even they are creepy thing. Here are 7 creepiest mascot that makes me happy.

Ronald McDonald

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Ronald McDonald is the most recognized mascot in the world.. But he is Creepy, A clown with flaming red curly hair, pencil thin arched eyebrows, and pasty white face and scary red big mouth. But he is one of many reason why lots of people love McDonalds.

The King

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The creepy king of Burger King, a lots of creepy-factor, sometimes his mask used of others for Halloween.

Colonel Harland Sanders

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Colonel Harland Sanders is one of the most creepiest mascot. The mascot of Kentucky He kills lot of chicken everyday, and he called that “finger lickin good”. Isn't it scary?

Spongemonkeys

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The Quiznos Rat/Hamster Thing . The bubonic plaque carrying disease-ridden rat. Yummy!

Jack

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The famous Jack in the Box, they're just glorified clowns, beware with springs that pop out of boxes or you will get heart attack.

The Dominos Noid

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A red goblin like humanoid with bunny ears, dressed tight red latex suit like superman. Goblin is bad, like a witch. Beware on his two teeth in front, he will gonna bite you. Beware!

MR. Softee

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A man with a cone for a head with soft serve billowing out the top. For me he is not creepy, but he should be beware on me, I'm gonna eat his head!

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Comments (4)
#1 by Marie
Jun 8, 2008
You are so right about those mascots. LOL They are creapy. Great article.
#2 by timothy
Jun 8, 2008
are you mad men? colonel sanders kills lot of chicken everyday, and he called that finger lickin good? haha!
#3 by nobert soloria bermosa
Jun 8, 2008
very funny,
#4 by Lauren Axelrod
Aug 17, 2008
I hate the burger king, he freaks me out.
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