Halloween is fast approaching. Children will be busy getting into costumes and going trick or treating. Most children will be getting lots of candy. Not all candy tastes good. Here is a list of ten candies that you don't want to get for Halloween:
- Candy Squash. Candy Corn - YES! Candy Squash - NO!
- Chocolate Covered Cockroaches. It may be crunchy but the taste will probably turn your stomach.
- Stix. Sticks coated with chocolate and nuts. All natural. Sticks only come from the choicest of oak trees.
- Spinach Flavored Licorice. Healthy candy, but who is going to eat it?
- Garlic Taffy. Great to ward off Vampires. Otherwise, skip it if you are with your girlfriend.
- Red Pepper Cherries. Sweet and hot at the same time. Warning: This candy may require the fire department to put out the fire in your mouth.
- Malted Meatballs. Bouncy flavor with an explosive after taste.
- Fatso Bars. Each Fatso Bar contains over 1,000 calories and 35 grams of fat. There is absolutely no nutritional value in a Fatso Bar. The ingredients includes chocolate, vanilla, pecans, peanuts, high fructose, molasses, and artificial flavoring.
- Fruit Slime. It's green and yellow. It's totally gross. It will make your tongue look green and yellow too for an entire week. Worst of all, it has a laxative effect on your body. Prepare for a run to the bathroom.
- Candy Polls. Twisted peppermint sticks with red and blue colors. It reminds you of the blue states and the red states. It has a sour and bitter taste. It's a reminder of how the Presidential election has been going.
