A funny story...
Ok, I used to work at BK (Burger King), and I had a costumer on day come through the drive-through and and order a whopper, extra ketchup. So I made the burger, and I put a good bit of ketchup on it, and rapped it up and gave it to him. Well about ten minutes later, he comes back saying there's not enough ketchup on there. So I told him,”dude I put like half a bottle on there.” but he still wanted more. So I went back and put more on there. I rewrapped it and gave it back to him. He still wasn't satisfied, so in about five minutes he pulls up again saying the same thing. So this time he pissed me off, so I went back and got another bun, hollowed it out, and filled that thing with ketchup. So he drove off. Well he came back again, this time in the store, covered in ketchup and said,” you m***** f****** got way too much ketchup on this d**n thing. I got all that ketchup all in mt BMW!” I told him well now you wont complain about having too little ketchup. After all of this he still came back a few weeks later, this time asking for a plain whopper...
This is advice to all you picky people out there. Don't be too choosy, find something simple, like plain, ar just a little variation of the original. Working in a fast food kitchen for three years, I know the stuff people can, and will do. I will never order food from a fast food place, because the people there don't care about you. If, like this guy, you like a lot of ketchup you need to put the extra on at home. This is my advice to you all.
P.S. don't piss a dude off if you want mayonnaise. It might be human mayonnaise if you catch my drift <(^_^)>...