Top 10 Worst Halloween Treats |
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by Andrew Risch, Oct 15, 2008 |
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If you end up with any of these in your bag, give them a trick. |
- Popcorn Balls- What is this 1955?
- Pretzels- Unless they are covered in chocolate, take 'em back.
- A toothbrush- Do you want your house toilet papered?
- Coupon books- This is better than candy how?
- Pennies- You couldnt even buy anything for a penny in your day, what makes you think I could buy something in mine?
- Religious Pamplets- Look! I found God in my Trick R Treat bag!
- Black Licorice- I think we all know how gross this stuff is
- Rocks- For the Charlie Brown in all of us
- Dental Floss- To clear all that crappy black licorice
- Those Black and Orange packaged candies- What the hell is the crap? It's found in Welcome baskets in Hell.
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