In number 1 and 2 of this article refers or carries on from a previous article I wrote on the series of funny things men say. So for it to be more funny I would read my latest article on this series.
- I wasn't well and when my husband got up to get something I asked him for a drink of lemonade. He then asked how much I wanted. I said “ A half glass please ” in which he asked “ half empty or half full ”
- Usually when my husband is grating on my nerves, I would say “ for the love of Pete! ” Due to his jealousy of Pete the other day I said “ for the love of God ” in which he responded “God!, what happened to Pete. Where is Pete why aren't you talking about Pete anymore ”.
- During one afternoon I informed my husband I wasn't feeling well and was going to lie down in which he replied “ you shouldn't be feeling unwell as you were okay yesterday ”. What logic!!!!!!! I will remember this the next time he gets a cold.
- As my husband is getting salt and tomato sauce from out of the cupboard for his chips I remarked that I thought he liked the chicken salt. He said “ I do but I couldn't be bothered getting it”. For the record the chicken salt is right next to the salt and tomato sauce. And yes he knows it's there.
- When my husband told me he was going to the post office the next day to get the mail I remarked about a magazine I ordered and hoped it would be there. In which my husband replied “ I doubt it, it wasn't there yesterday ”.
Best wishes.
Sincerely,
-Liane Schmidt.