How to be annoying

Some comedy on this subject

  1. Ask the same questions at least four times in a row
  2. Fart in public all the time
  3. When you do grocery shopping, ask a clerk about a lot of foods in the store like calories and what they recommend.
  4. Chew with your mouth open and make loud noises when you eat
  5. Never ever make eye contact, even when it is a important conversation
  6. When you drive, don’t use blinkers and brake every chance you get
  7. Use a public bathroom to shit in and don’t flush t
  8. Use a lot of swear words all the time
  9. Go to a car dealership and test drive as many cars as you can and than tell them you didn’t plan on buying anything at all
  10. Complain about any and all little things
  11. Talk about yourself in the third person
  12. Where sunglasses all the time, even in the dark

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