Interview with Baron Samedi
A WeeBe Querrian Exclusive Interview
Querrian: Hello everyone. I have a very special guest today. Please welcome the Voodoo Chief of the Legion of the Dead, Baron Samedi.
Baron Samedi: Glad to see you.
Querrian: Glad to see you too. So tell me, what is it that you do?
Baron Samedi: I do voodoo.
Querrian: You do voodoo?
Baron Samedi: I do.
Querrian: Is voodoo new?
Baron Samedi: It was once new, but then it grew.
Querrian: Can I do voodoo?
Baron Samedi: You do voodoo?
Querrian: Yes, me too.
Baron Samedi: You can do voodoo.
Querrian: I can do voodoo?
Baron Samedi: For true. With knowledge you accrue, you learn voodoo through and through.
Querrian: How about my producer Lou? Can Lou do voodoo?
Baron Samedi: Lou too can do voodoo.
Querrian: Now how much voodoo can Lou do if Lou too can do voodoo?
Baron Samedi: What?
Querrian: If Lou too can do voodoo, can Lou do a slew of voodoo?
Baron Samedi: Lou can do a slew of voodoo. So can your sister Sue.
Querrian: Sue can do voodoo too?
Baron Samedi: Even Drew.
Querrian: Drew too?
Baron Samedi: That's true.
Querrian: Certainly the knowledge he can accrue. He graduated from Purdue.
Baron Samedi: A degree from Purdue can help Drew. With the knowledge he can accrue, a career in voodoo he can pursue.
Querrian: So Drew and Sue and Lou can all accrue the knowledge to do voodoo like you do.
Baron Samedi: Drew and Sue too can do voodoo with Lou and you.
Querrian: So let's review. You do voodoo. But Sue, Lou and Drew too can do voodoo with you.
Baron Samedi: True.
Querrian: But even though Sue, Lou and Drew too can do a slew of voodoo, you would be the voodoo guru.
Baron Samedi: A voodoo guru with a voodoo crew.
Querrian: So let's start anew. A voodoo crew of Sue, Lou and Drew too can do a slew of voodoo with you, the voodoo guru.
Baron Samedi: That's true.
Querrian: Now Sue, poor Sue, she has the flu. Can she still voodoo like you do?
Baron Samedi: It's true that Sue can do voodoo and that voodoo can cure her flu.
Querrian: I told Sue to make beef stew. Who knew that voodoo can cure her flu?
Baron Samedi: It can cure her flu without beef stew.
Querrian: So not just a few can do voodoo. People like Sue and Lou and Drew can all accrue voodoo like you.
Baron Samedi: That's true. Another review?
Querrian: No need to. It stuck like glue.
Baron Samedi: It's the least I could do for you.
Querrian: So what else do you do?
Baron Samedi: I canoe.
Querrian: The voodoo guru can canoe?
Baron Samedi: Can you?
Querrian: Do you have a canoe?
Baron Samedi: I do. It's blue.
Querrian: So the voodoo guru has a blue canoe. Can I canoe with you?
Baron Samedi: You can canoe with the voodoo guru in my blue canoe. It seats two.
Querrian: Woo-hoo! Ahem. Any way. Let's get back to the interview.
Baron Samedi: Ok.
Querrian: So I hear that voodoo could be good.
Baron Samedi: It should be good.
Querrian: If anyone knows, you would.
Baron Samedi: I should. Voodoo is often misunderstood.
Querrian: Please explain, if you could.
Baron Samedi: Voodoo is a religion. It relies on the summoning of the spirits of the dead to assist the living.
Querrian: Do you shrink heads?
Baron Samedi: We don't do that.
Querrian: Pinch voodoo dolls?
Baron Samedi: We don't do that.
Querrian: Place curses on people?
Baron Samedi: We don't do that.
Querrian: Kiss poisonous snakes?
Baron Samedi: We don't do that.
Querrian: Interesting. Not very exciting, but interesting.
Baron Samedi: Well, I am the guardian of the dead. I never said it was exciting.
Querrian: So all that voodoo stuff is just a myth?
Baron Samedi: Mostly conjured up by movies.
Querrian: Wow. Who knew?
Baron Samedi: Oh so few. But now you do.
Querrian: How true.
Baron Samedi: So there you have it. All you needed to know about voodoo.
Querrian: And I owe it all to you. Well, that's all the time we have for you. It's a shame the minutes were so few.
Baron Samedi: Boo-hoo.
Querrian: Join me again next time for another WeeBe Querrian Exclusive Interview. Now what else do you do?
Baron Samedi: I play the kazoo.
Querrian: You play the kazoo? I do too.
