As the economy continues to turn sour, more and more people face major economic hardships. Bills are not paid on time. Nasty letters and phone calls are made during the day and night demanding their money. Here are ten comments that you might feel like saying to the collection agent.
- You can't squeeze blood from a turnip. Perhaps you'd be more successful if you squeezed blood from an artichoke.
- You have such a sexy voice when you're angry. Have you considered going into acting?
- You may have my car. You may have my house. But you'll never have my Fruit of the Loom underwear.
- I'm prepared to send your company five cents per month. I think that I am being quite generous.
- Yes I received your threatening letters. Let me tell you, your grammar is horrendous.
- I don't care about my credit scores. I'm more interested in the box scores. Can you believe it; the Chicago Cubs won another game.
- I'm a magician. If you wait a few moments, I'll make the ten thousand dollars suddenly appear. On second thought, I'll make myself disappear.
- Quit yelling on the phone. You're waking my pet snake up.
- I agree that you deserve to be paid. Therefore, I'm writing a worthless check to you at this very moment. This check should bounce higher than a kangaroo.
- Would you accept an overdrawn credit card? I have Visa, Discovery, and Bankruptcy
