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by MichaelR, Jan 31, 2008 |
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Ever wondered how to get out of a sticky situation? Find out how with these ridiculous answers. |
- I was driving along and a woman jumped in my car and started kissing me! I'm not having an affair!
- I'm not married, this is an engagement ring!
- I'm late to work because the double doors wouldn't open and I had to smash them.
- I married my girlfriend this morning and she wanted to go to the honeymoon straight away.
- Your cooking is so nice I can't eat it!
- My homework hid on my laptop and now I can't find it!
- Hi honey, my dog ate my phone so I couldn't reply to your text messages.
- I heard heavy breathing and a woman/man in your bed! No, that was my dog, he turned on the radio and licked my face.
- I lost my wedding ring in a another womans mouth.
- I met Jack the Ripper and had to protect my wife. (He only goes for prostitutes though!) I know.
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