For all those people who have never had one but can't live without it, here are 10 sure ways to get a restraining order in a heartbeat. Enjoy.
Climb the tree overlooking you ex's bedroom window and use binoculars to watch him and his girl. Make sure you bring a flashlight!
Call you old boss' wife and leave a dozen messages about how you're in love and want to have his baby.
Keep telling you ex's girlfriend you want to be her best friend.
Give you ex-boyfriends mother a couple of calls a day. That won't scare her.
Send your High School sweetheart a few creative love notes. It doesn't matter that the last time you spoke to her was 25 years ago .
Tag along on your ex-girlfriend's dates. She won't notice you sitting 2 tables over. And if she does heck, she'll probably invite you to join them.
Wait outside on the corner every morning with a cup of coffee  and the morning paper to give to your new neighbor before work. She'll think it's sweet.
Call your ex-girlfriend's friends every morning and ask where she'll be throughout the day.
Bring flowers and candy to the lady at the dry cleaner's everyday, tell her you love her, and you especially like the way she eats her breakfast before work.
Make a digitally mastered photo album of what your dream wedding would be like to your brothers girlfriend with cut outs of her as the bride.
