Thinking about Xmas presents? Or any gift for that matter? This is a list of gifts you probably don't want to give someone.
A Shelf Organizer
Just tell someone they're a slob, it's far more civilized.
A Leather Remote Stand
Remotes were meant to lie down, not be shared, and be lost.
A Home Sanitizing System
You might have a phobia if... you go around giving these things.
A Kick in the Pants
Violence is never appreciated. When was the last time you heard someone say, "Don't get me wrong, I appreciate a good kick in the pants as much as the next guy..."?
An Automatic Paper Towel Dispenser
Why not just tell someone they are so weak and lazy they can't tear a paper towel at the perforation?
A Relationship Break-Up on Xmas or New Year's
Be a real man/woman and do it on their birthday or Valentine's Day like you're supposed to.
A Cat or Dog Bathroom Cabinet
Why would you want people to think that you care about their pet's ability to poop in complete privacy?
A Handheld Water Purifier
Just tell people to not drink the water. Yes, it may kill 99.9% of all the viruses, bacteria, and parasitic protozoa with no fuss but it's really the .1% that are not dead that one should worry about.
A Dictionary
Very little says, "I think you're illiterate." so quickly and so well.
A Real Stuffed Animal or Dead Flowers
Nothing says, "I care about you." like something that should have been alive.
