Ten Reactions to Losing the Million-Dollar Lottery Ticket
- Ah it's only money; a whole lot of money. Wahh.
- Boy is my wife going to mad at me tonight. I might not be able to sleep in bed for a year.
- I really don't need the money. So what if my house is being foreclosed. So what if I lost my job. So what if my garbage disposal broke down. So what if I'm lying through my teeth.
- What's here today is gone tomorrow. It doesn't matter if I have the ticket. The state can use the money for education. If you believe this stuff, I have a bridge to sell you to nowhere.
- If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times; do not flush strange pieces of paper down the toilet
- I think I accidentally threw it away in the garbage. I must go to the local landfill immediately.
- Of all the things that I could choose to write my phone number for that blonde in the bar, why did I choose the lottery ticket?
- That's the last time I go to a magic show and give the magician a piece of paper for him to vanish it into thin air
- I know that I left it in the basement. I just have to go through fifty boxes. It will only take me a few months to locate it.
- Losing the million-dollar lottery ticket will not endear you with your wife, your son, and your friends. Remember, it's only money. You own a home, you have your health, and you are currently employed. Maybe the lottery ticket will turn up in my wife's beef stew.
