10 Really Funny Country Music Song Titles

Some Country tunes are meant to be funny, some amusing songs are supposed to be serious but are hysterical.

One Sunday morning a few years back while reading the Sunday paper, we flipped on the TV and somehow landed on the CMT Country Music Video Countdown. It happened that several of the videos in the top 20 were hilarious.

We were instantly hooked on country music. The videos made us laugh; the music made us smile. Some of the titles are very funny; many of the artists are really entertaining and talented singers, as well.

So, here is a list of my favorite, funny Country Music song titles. It only gets better; take some time to check out the actual lyrics!

  1. I'd Like to Check You For Ticks
  2. I Got Friends in Low Places
  3. I'm So Much Cooler On-Line
  4. I Ain't As Good As I Once Was, But I'm Good, Once, As I Ever Was
  5. Would You Like Fries With That, (the divorce song) (The lyrics are even funnier)

  6. It's 5 O'clock Somewhere (OK, not funny, but makes a really good point) 

  7. I'm Gonna Hire A Wino to Decorate our Home
  8. Whiskey for My Men, Beer for My Horses 

  9. Get Drunk and Be Somebody 

  10. Jesus Loves You But I Don't (My Favorite!)

The only things more entertaining than the song titles are the lyrics. Brad Paisley songs get the award here. If you want a good chuckle, check out "I'm Sure Gonna Miss Her," (The Fishing Song) If you don't laugh at this one you have no sense of humor. Brad also does a song called, "I'm Still a Guy." Good to know he's still "got a pair."

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Comments (10)
#1 by Dave Dragon
Apr 30, 2008
how about:
"I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back and crying over you"?
#2 by MiZeryMaKer666
Apr 30, 2008
all those songs have funny lyrics...lol out of all those ones I think that I'm still a guy is the funniest... and I'm as good once, as I ever was, and so much cooler on-line... but yeah that's just my opinion.
#3 by Kim
May 1, 2008
How about "I gave her a ring, but she gave me the finger"
#4 by Ted
May 2, 2008
I Ain't As Good As I Once Was, But I'm Good, Once, As I Ever Was...
HUH???
#5 by Madison Parker
May 3, 2008
Thanks for enjoying! Kim & Dave, those ARE good! Ted, red the title again, then think of a bit of an older guy saying, "I ain't as good as I once was.....but I'm good ONCE, (as in one time)...as I ever was. Make sense? Take a look at Toby Keith's video of the song. If you haven't seen it, I guaren-damn-tee ya you will laugh.
Madison
#6 by Tim
Jun 29, 2008
How about "Drunker Than Satan" by Horatio Lee Jenkins?

There ain't nothin funnier than humiliating the devil in a drinking contest!!
#7 by Madison Parker
Sep 14, 2008
Keep 'um coming, I love the input!!!
MP
#8 by hrw
Oct 26, 2008
does anyone know the kinda funny country song that keeps making you think its about to say a bad word and then changes to a new sentence. example "Youre a big piece of turkey, i would like to kick you in the soccer ball" i know this is a bad example to but i just couldnt think of a better one. The song is not new and is sang by a male. I know this isnt what the forum is about but can anyone help???
#9 by alvarez
Dec 24, 2008
Ever heard "All of the monkeys ain't in the zoo." by Tommy Collins?
It's hillarious!
"Oh, why do people go to zoos to watch the monkeys play and flock around the cages b the dozen?"
"Could it be that they're missing links for their family tree and they hope to recognize a long-lost cousin?"
#10 by Feebs
Dec 30, 2008
couple more classics.....

Walk out the door backwards so I think you\'re coming in

You\'re the reason our kids are ugly
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