10 Signs That You're Getting Old

Feeling old yet? See if you can relate to any of these signs that you're getting old.

    1. You suddenly realize that you don't care about the extra cool features on your cell phone.
    2. Exercising hurts.
    3. At work, the new employees that are being hired were born in the "90s.
    4. For the first time in your life, you wake up, on your own, without an alarm clock, thunderstorm, or a pet that has to go outside.
    5. You can"t drink as much as you used to.
    6. You dread the movie theatre.
    7. You make fun of the kids that make any sort of modification to their car.
    8. If you have to ask to “speak with a manager” in any store or restaurant.
    9. You constantly find yourself driving with the music off.
    10. You're elated that you don't have plans tonight.
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