We are people, and people do many stupid things in their lives. These things are usually more funny than tragic. Sometimes what makes things funnier is how people try to cover up their stupidity. Below are some stupid things that you should never do while you are alive.
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While shopping at the mall, you run into a glass panel-window and decide to sue the mall for making the glass too clear.
- Accidentally stumbling and trying to pull it off by saying, “Enough walking, let's run!”
- Getting caught shoplifting and say you thought whatever you were stealing was a free sample.
- Accidentally hitting a baseball into another person's house and say that the house got in the way.
- Driving on the wrong side of the road and then say “I was driving on the right side of the road. Everyone else was driving on the wrong side!”
- Getting owned in a video game and blaming it on your opponent for being on steroids.
- You miss the chair while sitting down, resulting in a painful trip to the ground, and then blame the chair for moving on its own.
- Not able to find your car in a parking lot, then calling 911 and reporting it stolen, only to see it right in front of you.
- While wandering around, you fail to see a “No Trespassing” sign and get caught, and you say that you were trying to visit the person who caught you.
- While fighting in a war, you try to run away and get caught by an officer. You say, “I'm not running away, I'm just trying to flank the enemy from the other side!”
